FRONT, the greatest magazine in the world, is looking for an amazing Staff Writer to join its ranks. It’s a really good job. You basically get paid to be awesome.
To do it, you need to be so funny your friends constantly have wee-stained trousers, so knowledgeable that you’re Stephen Hawking’s phone-a-friend, and so passionate that the Secret
Escapes advert on telly sends you into a fit of conflicted emotions. You also need to not be evil.
We’re going to make you work quite hard for this so we don’t get thousands of applicants.
To apply, send us the following:
- Your CV
- A 400-word profile of your current favourite band
- What you’re going to dress up as for Halloween
- Five improvements you’d make to the current issue of FRONT